Welcome to The House of Gonad

It's All Bollocks Anyway!

Pursuing Mediocrity since 2001. At The House of Gonad we champion the doctrine of positive mediocrity. True happiness can only be obtained by accepting that we are mediocre and that all our achievements will be an amorphous mass of nihilistic understatement.

At The House of Gonad we truly believe that we have produced a triumph of style over substance!